Editor's Note: If you are looking for a good laugh that will have you rolling out of your chair then grab this book - it's originally funny and full of hilarious office quips.
The Office Idiot Reviews is a must have for any office worker who likes to have a good laugh.
Book Description:If you've ever worked in an office, then this is the book for you. You'll recognise the office sex pest, the liar and the moaning admin worker who's been there longer than the chairs. Written in the form of product reviews, The Office Idiot Reviews is the second in the series of 'Idiot Review' Books from Pete Sortwell.
Fans of Nick Spalding, Terry Ravenscroft, and Danny King will love THE OFFICE IDIOT REVIEWS.
Author's Inspiration: I wrote this book as an ode to all the strange people I've some across in the strange environment that is the work place.
Actor Who Would Play the Main Character:Pete Sortwell, if they'd let him.
From the Book: *** One of the reviews from The Office Idiot Reviews***
Ronhill Men's Advanced Racer Shorts
“Almost too short”
Norman Hogsbottom, the man, the boss, the supplier of plugs, is what the sign on my desk states. That’s right, I sell plugs. However, being all of these things doesn’t mean a man doesn’t need to stay fit. I bought these running shorts after seeing the London marathon on TV. I found myself telling the office junior, Sandy, that I had already signed up and been accepted for next year’s. I’m not sure what I was thinking; at the time I’d not run since Iwas at boarding school during shower time with Dirty McWandery hands, the games teacher.
Ronhill Men's Advanced Racer Shorts
“Almost too short” Norman Hogsbottom, the man, the boss, the supplier of plugs, is what the sign on my desk states. That’s right, I sell plugs. However, being all of these things doesn’t mean a man doesn’t need to stay fit. I bought these running shorts after seeing the London marathon on TV. I found myself telling the office junior, Sandy, that I had already signed up and been accepted for next year’s. I’m not sure what I was thinking; at the time I’d not run since Iwas at boarding school during shower time with Dirty McWandery hands, the games teacher.
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Pete Sortwell
Pete is 32 and lives with his wife, Lucie, and their pet sofa, Jeff. He's been writing for just under three years and they've been pretty eventful; well, more eventful than he thought sitting on Jeff, typing, would be, anyway.
First published in the Radgepacket anthology with a story he'd written during month five of his new hobby, Pete's now featured in a total of ten different anthologies and has been amongst some very fine company. (Although I've been the best in all of them, I know that because both my Mum and Jeff told me and they're both honest-to-God Christians ... possibly.)
Favorite Food: Cheese, of all descriptions. Except the stuff with holes in, but no one likes that. Favorite Place to Write: Sitting on Jeff, my sofa.
Favorite Music to Listen to: A chap called Maps. check him out it's great music.
Favorite TV Show: anything funnier than me. It's a wide spectrum.
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