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The Diary of an Inexperienced Father: Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: New parents, don't miss this hilarious and honest portrayal of parenthood! 

Book Description: This is the third book in The Diary of a Father series. Both Graham's career and love life were looking up at the end of the last book, 'The Diary Of A Hapless Father: months 0-3', but unfortunately Graham’s luck is going  to run out soon. Having had his proposal to Alison refused and at risk of losing his new job before he even starts, 2013 isn’t off to a good start at all. One of the only things keeping poor old Graham going is knowing that the first three terrifying months of his son Charlie’s life are behind him. 

Over the course of six months in 'The Diary Of An Inexperienced Father' Graham realises just how inexperienced he is not only at being a father, but also in his other relationships and outlook on life. 

The only question is, can Graham get his life on track before Charlie is old enough to form an opinion of his dad? 

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PETE SORTWELL

Pete is 32 and lives with his wife, Lucie, and their pet sofa, Jeff. He's been writing for just under three years and they've been pretty eventful; well, more eventful than he thought sitting on Jeff, typing, would be, anyway.

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Loving Me, Again: Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: LOVING ME, AGAIN is a hilarious and relatable romantic comedy. 

Book Description: LOVING ME, AGAIN is about a woman who is 40 years old, divorced, and realizing that she needs to do more with her life then pick up after the children. So, in her free time, she starts internet dating. Her new persona online give her confidence to reinvent herself in real life too. Everything is going smoothly until her online Beau wants to meet in real life... and she finds out the guy that she has been dating online is an acquaintance offline too!

Get the Kindle Book for Free on 2/21. 


P K Darling 

I love to write about romance!

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Fanny Bower Puts Herself Out There: Free Women's Fiction on Your Kindle

Editor's Note: Could a quiet existence lived on the sidelines ever be fulfilling? Find out in FANNY BOWER PUTS HERSELF OUT THERE. 

Book Description: Fanny Bower leads a quiet existence - keeping to the sidelines, avoiding high jinks, and living in her head. Her inaugural foray at an office reception goes awry when she becomes caught up in mayhem and thrust into the spotlight, placing her at odds with her handsome and rich employer. Determined to fix her crippling social anxiety and stay employed she puts herself out there. She is spurred to action by the plight of a friend and risks alienating the one person she’s managed to captivate in the process. "If you like Jane Austen, you'll love Fanny Bower.... a literate romance with a sprinkling of Bridget Jones-like mayhem."

Author's Inspiration:  A lifetime of mortifying gaffes and social faux pas led me to some wonderful non-fiction books about introversion. Eventually a character started to form in my mind and I scribbled my first sentence, "Fanny Bower was not a joiner."

Get this KINDLE book FREE on 2/18!


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JULIA ARISS

I'm an unrepentant daydreamer. Writing fiction is a logical extension of that. My current daydream is that I'm seated beside writer Martin Amis on an airplane and I listen, rapt, as he holds forth on everything he admires about Jane Austen. Fans of quirky romantic satire will find Fanny Bower irresistible.

Minnie Chase Makes A Mistake: Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: We can't give up when the going gets tough, and Minnie Chase refuses to give up in the humorous MINNIE CHASE MAKES A MISTAKE.

Book Description: We all make mistakes – some of us make more spectacular ones than others. Minnie Chase is one of those people. Minnie meets CEO Ashton Greene and her mistake turns his perfect world upside down. Facing the disaster head on, Minnie is determined to put things right. It is easier said than done…

Author's Inspiration: Someone challenged me to write a version of 50 Shades of Grey without the sex – girl meets business magnate but no bedroom scenes! Humor is the new erotica, apparently. 

Get the Kindle Book for FREE on 1/29-1/31.


Helen MacArthur

This is my second book. The first one, Four Widows, featured dark humor. Minnie Chase is lighter and brighter but also touches on a serious issue – when life/health doesn't go according to plan. I love to write about strong, intelligent female characters even if they are a bit quirky like Minnie.

Little Trouble in Tall Tree: Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: Baby gangsters. The idea is almost as absurd as it is awesomely funny- we love this one!

A consistently clever children's book with moxie to spare, aimed at readers of all ages.

Book Description: This is a Baby Noir mystery set in the peaceful, leafy town of Tall Tree. Join Mama's Boy in his journey into the brutal baby gangster underworld of the baby hoodlum wars.

Author's Inspiration: Everything was going along smoothly until the day his wife gave birth to their first child, a son, in 2011. From then on, Michael was smitten. Smitten first with his son, to be sure. But second, Michael found himself smitten with his son’s enormous, round cheeks. Watching the boy navigate the world, responding to his commands for milk, toys, and apple sauce, and observing the baby’s capacity for an imperious eye and flashes of temper when things didn’t go his way, Michael soon realized that the child could well be the leader of a secret baby underworld gang in search of control over the key commodities of infant life. So he started calling his son Squeezy the Cheeks and made up stories about his gang. Baby Noir was born.

Get the Kindle book for FREE on 1/15. 


Michael Fertik

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Michael Fertik lives in Palo Alto, California with his wife and son. He has a day job in Silicon Valley.  When Michael shared some of the Baby Noir stories with friends, they confessed that their kids were noirish infant desperadoes, too, recklessly and relentlessly intriguing and bruising their way toward dominance over the household trade in baby formula, milk bottles, blankets, and more. Some of those kids have made their way into the stories as characters. After discussion with family, Michael decided to publish so that he could share the tales with moms and dads of other infant gangsters around the world. 

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Tea, Sandwiches, and Hardcore Pornography

Editor's Note: TEA, SANDWICHES AND HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY is a collection of insanely surreal comedy emails. Often about cats.

Book Description: A non-stop barrage of the most bizarre complaints to customer services and comedic conversations with their bewildered team. Ideal reading material for when you just want a quick laugh without getting bogged down with all that 'well planned out story' nonsense.

Author's inspiration: I guess I would have to say my inspiration for writing this book was to see what would happen if I emailed Pepsi Co to ask if Pepsi Max contained leopard semen.

Get the Kindle Book for free until 1/6!


Trevor Mcinsley

In all honesty... author bios seem like the thing proper authors should have and not just someone with an internet connection and too much time on their hands.
 

Author Website: http://www.mcinsley.com

Dinosaurs and Prime Numbers: Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: DINOSAURS AND PRIME NUMBERS has been described as 'The unholy child of Hitchhiker's Guide and Monty Python.'

 

This book is engrossing, there are some real twists

Book Description: In Dinosaurs and Prime Numbers, readers are invited inside the mind of Walton Cumberfield - an amateur gas and electricity reader who is about to discover a cow that is independent of the space-time continuum. This bizarre and hilarious tale has been selected as a recommended read on the Guardian Book Blog and has caught the attention of literary comedy enthusiasts around the world - particularly striking a chord with fans of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams.

Author's Inspiration: I'm not sure where the story came from. It started with a character - a hair-brained, socially-inept, overly enthusiastic, talentless, self-obsessed toy theatre producer, named Walton Cumberfield. I'd been working on him for a while. The novel grew around him and became something much richer than I originally suspected it would. Now there are at least two sequels in the pipeline and a couple of short stories available for Kindle.

Get the Kindle book for FREE on 12/23-12/24. 


Tom Moran 

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My writing has its roots on the stage - after graduating from university with a degree in scriptwriting and performance I went on to work as a stand-up comedian and playwright. As long as I can remember I've always loved telling stories and making people laugh. I don't know quite why I started writing prose fiction. I certainly didn't think to myself 'I'm going to write a novel now' and then force myself to come up with something. The idea of Walton came to me of its own accord, and prodded the shoulder of my subconscious until I sat down and committed it to the page. Of course, I'm glad now that I did.

Author Website: www.waltoncumberfield.com

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Dating in the Dark: Free for Kindle

Editor's Note: Need a good laugh? Here's a hilarious love story that had us rolling out of our chairs at the silliness.  

I was thoroughly entertained throughout!

Book Description: In DATING IN THE DARK, the saying "a face only a mother could love" doesn't hold true for Jason, as his mother thinks he looks like Humpty Dumpty after the accident. Jason longs for love, but can't seem to get a date the conventional way. So he decides that he is going to pretend to be blind, to win love from a blind woman. What happens as the charade of his "blindness" goes on and he dates is the cause of absolute hilarity! 

DATING IN THE DARK is truly funny and entertaining, but at its heart it's about love and a man's desire to be accepted. 

This ebook is free 12/19


PETE SORTWELL

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Pete is 32 and lives with his wife, Lucie, and their pet sofa, Jeff. He's been writing for just under three years and they've been pretty eventful; well, more eventful than he thought sitting on Jeff, typing, would be, anyway.

Literary and Humor Kindle Books for Free

Editor's Note: Over coming personal crises, family life, and plenty of humor await in the covers below! 

Click on the covers to get the Kindle books. 

CHOPPER MUSIC, A CHRISTMAS HOUSE, and BURY ME WITH MY PEARLS are free Kindle Books on 12/19. 

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Little Trouble in Tall Tree: Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: Baby gangsters. The idea is almost as absurd as it is awesomely funny- we can't wait to read this one!

Book Description: This is a Baby Noir mystery set in the peaceful, leafy town of Tall Tree. Join Mama's Boy in his journey into the brutal baby gangster underworld ofthe baby hoodlum wars.

Author's Inspiration: Everything was going along smoothly until the day his wife gave birth to their first child, a son, in 2011. From then on, Michael was smitten. Smitten first with his son, to be sure. But second, Michael found himself smitten with his son’s enormous, round cheeks. Watching the boy navigate the world, responding to his commands for milk, toys, and apple sauce, and observing the baby’s capacity for an imperious eye and flashes of temper when things didn’t go his way, Michael soon realized that the child could well be the leader of a secret baby underworld gang in search of control over the key commodities of infant life. So he started calling his son Squeezy the Cheeks and made up stories about his gang. Baby Noir was born.

Get the Kindle book for FREE on 12/4. 


Michael Fertik

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Michael Fertik lives in Palo Alto, California with his wife and son. He has a day job in Silicon Valley.  When Michael shared some of the Baby Noir stories with friends, they confessed that their kids were noirish infant desperadoes, too, recklessly and relentlessly intriguing and bruising their way toward dominance over the household trade in baby formula, milk bottles, blankets, and more. Some of those kids have made their way into the stories as characters. After discussion with family, Michael decided to publish so that he could share the tales with moms and dads of other infant gangsters around the world. 

http://ltitt.com/

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Lost In Crazytown: Free for Kindle

Editor's Note: LOST IN CRAZYTOWN is a darkly comic experience of the Hollywood dream. 

Lost in Crazytown had me laughing and rooting for Filip from the get go.

Book Description: Lost In Crazytown is a black comedy which turns the notion of the Hollywood dream on its head. The story follows Filip, a young Eastern European guy as he arrives in Hollywood. Through a chance meeting, he ends up working for a washed up actress in the Hollywood Hills. He is quickly sucked into the crazy world she inhabits with hilarious and hideous consequences.

Author's Inspiration: I spent a year living and working in Hollywood as a screenwriter, the crazy things I saw HAD to be put into a book.

Get this Kindle book Free December 5-9


ROBERT BRYNDZA

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Hi, I write humourous novels with a dash of romantic comedy, page-turners which have heart, and will hopefully make you laugh and sometimes cry.At moment, I’m writing the fourth installment in my Coco Pinchard series. THE NOT SO SECRET EMAILS OF COCO PINCHARD, COCO PINCHARD’S BIG FAT TIPSY WEDDING and A VERY COCO CHRISTMAS have all appeared in the Amazon top 100 bestsellers.I’ve also written a VERY dark comedy!, LOST IN CRAZYTOWN which was drawn heavily from the year I spent in Los Angeles working as a screenwriter. Read it if you dare!

I’m very lucky to have the most loyal readers, and I love hearing your thoughts on my books and characters. Please drop me a line on Twitter or Facebook, I will always reply.

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Little Trouble in Tall Tree: Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: Baby gangsters. The idea is almost as absurd as it is awesomely funny- we can't wait to read this one!

Book Description: This is a Baby Noir mystery set in the peaceful, leafy town of Tall Tree. Join Mama's Boy in his journey into the brutal baby gangster underworld ofthe baby hoodlum wars.

Author's Inspiration: Everything was going along smoothly until the day his wife gave birth to their first child, a son, in 2011. From then on, Michael was smitten. Smitten first with his son, to be sure. But second, Michael found himself smitten with his son’s enormous, round cheeks. Watching the boy navigate the world, responding to his commands for milk, toys, and apple sauce, and observing the baby’s capacity for an imperious eye and flashes of temper when things didn’t go his way, Michael soon realized that the child could well be the leader of a secret baby underworld gang in search of control over the key commodities of infant life. So he started calling his son Squeezy the Cheeks and made up stories about his gang. Baby Noir was born.

Get the Kindle book for FREE on 12/4. 


Michael Fertik

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Michael Fertik lives in Palo Alto, California with his wife and son. He has a day job in Silicon Valley.  When Michael shared some of the Baby Noir stories with friends, they confessed that their kids were noirish infant desperadoes, too, recklessly and relentlessly intriguing and bruising their way toward dominance over the household trade in baby formula, milk bottles, blankets, and more. Some of those kids have made their way into the stories as characters. After discussion with family, Michael decided to publish so that he could share the tales with moms and dads of other infant gangsters around the world. 

http://ltitt.com/

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Free Kindle Books for Everyone!

Plan on spending the day on the couch after a crazy Thanksgiving? Pick up a couple of these discount eBooks to pass the time! These eight great titles are discounted for Kindle as part of Indie Book Collective's Black Friday Free Partay! Take advantage of these great deals today.

Click on the covers to get the Kindle books. 

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The Accidental Bachelor : Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: It's like the show 30-Something set to the soundtrack from Say Anything. 

 
A great tale that made me laugh out loud many times and (almost) cry once or twice. 

Book Description: As the last of his friends to find a customer for his surname, hungover from one singles-bar karaoke of "Heat of the Moment" too many, Finn McCallister senses his personal life is circling the drain. In an attempt to outrun his insecurities, Finn trains for a marathon and literally collides with doe-eyed veterinarian Kim, who awakens primal feelings dormant since Phoebe Cates graced the halls of Ridgemont High. After Finn gains momentum from this new relationship, he attempts to rehabilitate his toxic best friend, Carmichael, in the one city diametrically opposed to rehabilitation—Las Vegas.

Author's Inspiration:  I felt there was a huge void in American literature for dry, male humor. And, no one seems to tell the stories of the extraordinary, and humorous, things that happen to ordinary males while they are trying to find purpose in their lives. Also, I'm a huge fan of a well-placed soundtrack song in a movie, something perfected by Cameron Crowe. I crafted this into the book with 80s music and nostalgia from my formative years.

This book is free 11/17- 11/19

 


TIM HOLSTEN

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The Accidental Bachelor was born from a sophomoric Las Vegas story idea and grew in depth as Tim's personal relationships and faith grew. He lives in Encinitas, just north of San Diego, has an incredible wife, four kids he worships, and is a strong Christian. He is also an avid runner, frequent Hawaii visitor, Special Olympics coach, memorizer of useless 80s pop culture, has worked in real estate and technology, and spent time in Boulder (CU Class of 1993, Go Buffs!), San Francisco and San Diego, all threads and settings that figure prominently into the humorous, yet grounded, story.

Coco Pinchard's Big Fat Tipsy Wedding: Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: COCO PINCHARD'S BIG FAT TIPSY WEDDING is a laugh out loud romantic comedy with feel good fun.

 

What a zany, ALIVE bunch of characters

Book Description:  Featuring an exciting cast of characters both familiar and new, and of course a starring role for the wonderfully horrible Ethel! Coco Pinchard's Big Fat Tipsy Wedding is a hilarious, heart warming romantic comedy sequel to the smash hit comedy The Not So Secret Emails Of Coco Pinchard.

Author's InspirationWatching people engrossed in their phones on public transport. I began to think, who are they talking to? What are their secrets? 

Get the Kindle book for free from 10/24-10/28.  


ROBERT BRYNDZA

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Robert Bryndza is a British born author and playwright. He became an author when his comedy play became an unexpected hit at the 2007 Edinburgh Festival. Fed up with life in London, he spent a year and half in Los Angeles amongst the craziness of Hollywood, working as a screenwriter. His experiences (both good and bad!) were the inspiration for his novel Lost In Crazytown. His popular Coco Pinchard series of novels have featured in the Amazon Top 100 bestseller lists, and he is currently working on a third instalment.

www.robertbryndza.com

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Little Trouble in Tall Tree: Free Kindle eBook

Editor's Note: LITTLE TROUBLE IN TALL TREE is a humorous look on babies and their sneaky secret lives.  

Book Description: In LITTLE TROUBLE IN TALL TREE Squeezy the Cheeks is the undisputed leader of the baby gang underworld. He must confront his nemesis, solve the mystery, and take out his opposition if he is going to stay in power.

From the Book: She was a knockout.  I’d put her at 26 inches tall, big oval pods of blue for eyes, and a monkey patterned onesie that showed off exactly the right amount of décolletage for Story Time.  This gal was class. She turned her head my way and beamed me a smile.  She had a beautiful tooth.

Get the Kindle book Free October 17 


MICHAEL FERTIK

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 Michael Fertik has a day job in Silicon Valley. Everything was going along smoothly until the day his wife gave birth to their first child, a son, in 2011. From then on, Michael was smitten. Smitten first with his son, to be sure. But second, Michael found himself smitten with his son’s enormous, round cheeks. Watching the boy navigate the world, Michael soon realized that the child could well be the leader of a secret baby underworld gang in search of control over the key commodities of infant life. So he started calling his son Squeezy the Cheeks and made up stories about his gang. Baby Noir was born. Michael lives with his wife and son in Palo Alto, California. He continues to squeeze his son’s enormous cheeks every day.

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The Best Scandal Ever: Free eBook

Editor's note: THE BEST SCANDAL EVER is a parody inspired by Capitalist Economics and raw foodists.

Book Description:  Sam Redwood, legendary womanizer and international health guru, has suffered a financial setback in the form of a takeover from the evil White family. Kira, a foul-tempered academic on the other side of the world, is quietly eating herself to death.

Join a host of characters from the alternative health industry as they struggle against market forces in the course of living eventful lives.

Who would play your main character in the movie version of your book? Leonardo di Caprio

Get the eBook for free until the end of October!  

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Ina Disguise

 Ina has lived many mysterious lives, this is only one of them.

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Little Trouble in Tall Tree: Free Kindle eBook

Editor's Note: LITTLE TROUBLE IN TALL TREE is a humorous look on babies and their sneaky secret lives. 

Book Description: In LITTLE TROUBLE IN TALL TREE Squeezy the Cheeks is the undisputed leader of the baby gang underworld. He must confront his nemesis, solve the mystery, and take out his opposition if he is going to stay in power.

From the Book: She was a knockout.  I’d put her at 26 inches tall, big oval pods of blue for eyes, and a monkey patterned onesie that showed off exactly the right amount of décolletage for Story Time.  This gal was class. She turned her head my way and beamed me a smile.  She had a beautiful tooth.

Get the Kindle book for FREE 9/18-9/19.  


Michael Fertik

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 Michael Fertik has a day job in Silicon Valley. Everything was going along smoothly until the day his wife gave birth to their first child, a son, in 2011. From then on, Michael was smitten. Smitten first with his son, to be sure. But second, Michael found himself smitten with his son’s enormous, round cheeks. Watching the boy navigate the world, Michael soon realized that the child could well be the leader of a secret baby underworld gang in search of control over the key commodities of infant life. So he started calling his son Squeezy the Cheeks and made up stories about his gang. Baby Noir was born. Michael lives with his wife and son in Palo Alto, California. He continues to squeeze his son’s enormous cheeks every day.

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Dating in the Dark: Free Kindle Book

Editor's Note: Need a good laugh? Here's a hilarious love story that had us rolling out of our chairs at the silliness.  

 

I was thoroughly entertained throughout!

Book Description: In DATING IN THE DARK, the saying "a face only a mother could love" doesn't hold true for Jason, as his mother thinks he looks like Humpty Dumpty after the accident. Jason longs for love, but can't seem to get a date the conventional way. So he decides that he is going to pretend to be blind, to win love from a blind woman. What happens as the charade of his "blindness" goes on and he dates is the cause of absolute hilarity! 

DATING IN THE DARK is truly funny and entertaining, but at its heart it's about love and a man's desire to be accepted. 

This ebook is free 9/17


Pete Sortwell

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Pete is 32 and lives with his wife, Lucie, and their pet sofa, Jeff. He's been writing for just under three years and they've been pretty eventful; well, more eventful than he thought sitting on Jeff, typing, would be, anyway.